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Tonight
Show Interview Jay
Leno
[Also present were Ian Thorpe,
Australian swimmer and Drew Carey]
Leno: Welcome back. (talking to Ian) Have you met Jessica? Oh
she’s beautiful.
Drew: Hey, I’m the one with the good body around here
(audience laughter)
Leno: She’s a young actress,
starring in James Cameron’s new TV series Dark Angel, airs
Tuesday nights on another network, oh it’s FOX. They know that.
Please welcome, Jessica Alba
[Jessica Alba strolls in wearing
a black, knee-length tank dress; her hair is straight.]
Leno: Hey, nice to meet you.
[audience howling]
Leno: Well, that’s fun. You
have a lot of fans. I guess they remember the TV show Flipper,
huh?
[audience clapping]
Leno: A lot of Flipper fans.
Wasn’t that Flipper you were on?
Alba: Yeah, I was on a TV show called Flipper and I lived in
Australia for 6 ½ months and 7 ½ months for two years and I
picked up "no worries" and that was the only thing that
I picked up there.
Leno: Now, "no
worries". What is that?
Thorpe: It’s an Australian --
Alba: Australians always say "no worries", and you ask
them for a cup of coffee and they go "no worries", 10
minutes later you ask them for a cup of coffee "no
worries", so you figure you’re going to get it, 10 minutes
later you ask for a cup of coffee "no worries"... That
means, they’re not going to bring it to you
Leno: Well, they’re very polite. They just don’t want to tell
you that. Maybe you could teach him some American phrases
sometime. I feel like I’m in a bad episode of the dating game
Thorpe: [snickers]
Leno: You could help him get a
green card
[Audience laughs]
Leno: Now you’ve been acting
since you were a little kid, right? Since you were ...
Alba: I was 12
Leno: So Flipper was the first
thing?
Alba: Kind of my first big thing
Leno: Ok Ok so now I always ask
when people are kid actors: Was your first kiss a screen kiss or
an off-screen kiss?
Alba: No, I’m afraid to say it was 7 ...
Leno: Oh, you were 7 ...
Alba: I was 7 years old. I was a little early with that kind of
stuff, I guess. And a guy promised me to be
Leno: A guy or another kid?
(chuckling)
Alba: Another kid, he was eleven!!
Leno: A guy or Drew over there?
[gesturing to Drew]
Carey: Yeah, I admit it
Alba: No, Drew, you weren’t there ... sorry
Leno: It’s just a little scary
... a guy saying "hey baby". So, it was another 7 year
old boy
Alba: No he was another kid. No, he was 11, you know.
Leno: So an older man
Alba: And he said I could be on his baseball team because I was
always picked last. Because I was a girl, and they figured girls
can’t play, and my dad always taught me to throw like a man. You
know, play ball and if you play ball don’t mess around, so I
could play ball and I did it well. But guys didn’t care and
never picked me and he said you can be on my team and I’ll pick
you first because they always picked me last, so he was like
alright. And you just have to end up on whoever’s team.
Leno: But you had to give him a
kiss ...
Alba: But, I had to kiss him so I did and next day I was picked
last. So, I figured --
Leno: Welcome to Hollywood
(laughing)
Alba: That’s men for you.
Leno: Wow, oh, that’s terrible.
Ian, you would never do something like that, would you?
Thorpe: Uhm, no [laughs]
Alba: See, he’s just saying that [laughs]
Thorpe: No worries, no worries
Carey: You and I could do a show on ABC
[Alba gratefully hugs Carey]
Leno: You know Drew is really
rich
Alba: I got my own money though ...
Carey: I know, that’s why I like women with their own money
Leno: Is that’s a pet peeve of
yours? Lying guys?
Alba: Yeah, I can’t deal with that. Nope.
Leno: No, that’s terrible.
Alba: Who wants to put up with that stuff?
Leno: Any other pet peeves? What
bothers you about men? What’s another thing that just sticks in
your craw?
Alba: Uhm. Well, my brother and my father tend to (and they’re
in the audience, by the way) they tend to put the razor that they
used that morning next to the toothbrushes. So you get like flakes
of hair on your toothbrush. And women, you know what I’m talking
about. And the other thing is ... crusted, like toes, next to my
coffee cup in the morning.
Leno: Crusted toes?
Alba: Well, most people’s toes are crusted. Most people’s toes
are a little bit crusty and they set them up there ‘cause
they’re trying to relax. But my coffee cup is there and that’s
where I put my lips, my mouth and that’s disgusting
Leno: Okay, in defense of guys,
since you brought up the razor issue. How many guys have done
this? You put your razor down, your wife shaves her legs a bit and
then you go AGHH!!
Alba: [laughs]
Leno: And you’re bleeding from
the face. You have done that, thank you, so a little hair in your
teeth is not as bad as AGHH!!
Alba: Yeah, it is
Leno: Now, you’re 19? You live
at home? Do you have your own place?
Alba: I’m living in a hotel right now
Leno: In a hotel? You’re going
to get your own place? Is that what you want to do?
Alba: I did, I did have my own place, but since I’m working, I
never really get to have a proper home, but it’s good, ‘cause
I’m working. I’m doing this fantastic show.
Leno: Well, geez, you’ve got
tremendous ratings and everything. Now obviously you drive because
you’re in L.A.
Alba: Yeah
Leno: Have you had your license
long? Well, you see I had to get my license ... the day I got my
license at 16, I rolled my mom’s car at 16 in one day. Are you a
good driver?
Alba: I’m a pretty good driver. I’m an LA driver. You know
like go really fast on the right hand lane, cut in front, turn
left on red lights, that’s how we have to drive.
Leno: Can you get out of a
ticket? You look like you could...
Alba: Well, I got a ticket like after 2 weeks of driving and I was
with my dad, of course...
Leno: Right
Alba: I was going, like, 88 and the guy was like I’ll give you a
break and say you were going 84. I was like, thanks, so then he
told me you can mail me the ticket, like trying to be nice. And I
was like, okay, Dad, is this all right? And he was like,
"Dad??? I thought he was your boyfriend!" Well, how old
are you? I was like 16 and he was like, oh, you’re going to have
to go to court, and this is your father and he got all like rough
and felt like an idiot because he thought my dad was my boyfriend
Leno: Well, in L.A. that would be
the normal case.
Alba: That’s true.
Leno: In L.A. most guys in their
40s date women who are 16 ... In fact, that’s why in L.A. they
give menus to the men because the women are too young to read the
menu
Alba: I resent that
Leno: No, No, that’s not you,
I’m just saying ...
Alba: ‘Cause when I’m in hotels, they do that to me. I’m
like, look , I’ve got my credit card here, and I pay for it and
I work.
Leno: But, see you’re feisty. I
like that. You remind me of my wife when I met her, because she
was like, "I’m a woman, yeah," That’s good, see I
like that. I like a girl who can pull a punch.
Alba: What is she like now?
Leno: Same way, same way. Now
Dark Angel you play...
Alba: Let’s go (Drew laughs)
Leno: You play a genetically
enhanced character, is that the best way to describe it?
Alba: Yeah, she’s genetically-engineered
Leno: Now how enhanced is this
without making a joke?
Alba: She can see farther. She is really quick
Leno: It’s not x-ray vision?
Alba: Kind of like cat vision. They took the best of the best DNA.
Leno: So you can see mice? Oh no,
ok
Alba: She can see in the dark. Yeah she can see farther, she can
hear better, and she plays on her intuition and she’s just cool.
She rides a bike; she’s cool
Leno: Well, I hope she drives a
bike better than Drew Carey
Alba: Yeah, she does
Leno: Well, congratulations on
all your success. Will you come back and see us sometime?
Alba: Yeah
Leno: You were great.
Alba: Thank you
Leno: Thank you very m too
Jessica Alba. Be right back with Macy Gray right after this.
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